Cloudywind Podcast (Chinese) #28 - It's a F1 Special Podcast

This is a F1 Special Podcast all about this special annual event that is second in popularity and importance to the National Day. This is the time when all participate in the F1 Road Closure and F1 Big Jam, and all put in their money for the F1 Match Bets, F1 Toto and F1 Big Sweep. The totally unrelated F1 Rocks concert is happening as well, where first class superstars all around the world perform in a third class venue.

这是一个特别制作的F1特别Podcast，为了庆祝这个只在国庆日之下的盛大活动。不管愿意或不愿意，大家都会参与这个一年一度的重要活动。大家都可以感受到大规模的F1大封路和F1大塞车，大家都会把钱赌在大规模的F1 Match Bets, F1 Toto和F1 Big Sweep。年轻人还可以买昂贵的票观看跟F1赛车完全没有关系的F1 Rocks演唱会，看第一等的世界巨星如何在第三等的场地表演！

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Cloudywind Podcast (Cantonese) #27 - Which food belongs to who?

Suddenly, one country stands out to label some dishes as their national dishes and is determined to stop all other countries from hijacking. But do these dishes really belong to them? If Hainanese chicken rice does not belong to the Hainan island, then why use the word Hainanese? Is Nasi Lemak theirs or does it actually originated from another country's dish? And who has the proof that they own Chili crab?

突然之间有个国家开始把一些美食列为是他们国家的食品，并决定争回这些美食的拥有权。但追根究底，这些美食真的是属于那个国家的吗？海南鸡饭不是从海南岛来的吗？不然为什么叫作海南鸡饭？椰浆饭真的是他们的吗？还是从另外一个国家的一样食品演变出来的？辣椒螃蟹又是谁的？难道不是那个在50年代期间在某个国家的海边开了家螃蟹专卖店的师奶发明的吗？

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Cloudywind Podcast (Chinese Hip-hop!) #26 - I'm not scared

This issue's podcast is more scary than listening to ghost stories during the Hungry Ghosts Festival. You're about to listen to Cloudywind's first attempt in Chinese Hip-hop! Be scared... be very scared!

Original song by MC HotDog, 我哈你
作曲 MC HotDog,陈复明

我知道你不爱我家 哈
我儿子的话 我媳妇的玩法 哈 so what
没差 你说什么 什么 对不起耳朵有点阻塞
请你让我搞的 糊里糊涂 继续把你骗得 糊里糊涂
就算媳妇投资 输到脱裤 就算儿子华语 根本不酷

你吹啊 我才不会怕 继续complain啊 讲到你挂
你可知道 读过书的精英比较会讲话
就算不会做工 相信他们 好吗
有留言有八卦别鸟他 我的薪水没那么夸张
yo这个位 我们就霸着霸着霸
最少还能做十年吧

我不怕你 我才不怕你
就算你选反对我的 我也一样不怕你
我不怕你 不在乎 你选谁 因为我姓李
一声命令军队站起

我知道你不爱ERP 你爱自由
给你一些bonus 你就眼睛发光跟发亮
平时没有事 让你complain
选择的时候记得让我赢光 oh no
我开始得意忘形 了 疯 我要保持形像及优秀
come on 手放在空中 因为听话的你 脑袋空空

你四处去打听 有关於我
你似乎不相信 我说了这麼多
买我的书 报纸不会错
介绍不会错 买了书 读了再说
你敢不敢说 我不好 你敢不敢说 如果说我就sue
有种 就别怕我
只要我说薪水不够 谁敢说太多

我不怕你 我才不怕你
就算你选反对我的 我也一样不怕你
我不怕你 不在乎 你选谁 因为我姓李
一声命令 军队站起

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Cloudywind Podcast (Cantonese) #25 - So what song is suitable for 7th month performance?

It's the Hungry Ghosts Festivals again and stages were put up all over the island for nights of singing and dances. However, this year parents are complaining that the performers were indecently attired and they are worried how this could corrupt their kids' mind! Meanwhile, another authority is also worried about how some entertainers are speaking broken English that might affect the kids too! So what exactly is then suitable for our kids?

又是农历七月，观看庆赞中元的歌台的时候又到了！可是今年的歌手似乎有边唱边脱的习惯，害得一些家长认为女歌星火辣的装扮会对小孩子引起不良的影响，太伤风气了！于是警察叔叔得在歌台站岗，确保没人乱乱脱！同时，另外一个单位也很担心说最近小岛上的娱乐节目里频频出现了表演者讲不标准英语的事件，这对小孩们也是会引起不良的影响的啊！那到底怎么样的表演才适合我们的小孩看咧？

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Cloudywind Podcast (Cantonese) #24 - When all went for a tour

The Travel Fair is back and all have rushed there for great travel deals, some even reached an hour before the fair started! While the H1N1 virus scaring the hell out of everyone and making them stay at home previously, now they are all eager and all ready to rush out of the country! But is it really such a good idea to have so many tourists visiting the same old tourist places? Or maybe it is not so bad to stay at home after all?

旅游展今早举行就有好几百人提早一小时排长龙，前往参观！因为之前H1N1甲型流感肆虐，导致很多国人已许久未出国，所以现在国人要离家出走的心情可以说是“一发不可收拾”！可是同一个时候有这样多人出国，这真的好吗？当每个景点都出现滔滔不绝的旅客的时候，这种旅游真的还会好玩吗？其实如果不出国的话，也是有好处的喔！

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Cloudywind Podcast (in mandarin!) #23 - It's the yearly Sing Gang meetup again

It's that time of the year again, when the Sing Gang celebrates its anniversary, when the leaders gather to hear what Boss has to say. Boss has a couple of things on his mind. Should his treasurer explain to the men why an external guy was brought in to take care of loans and yet left suddenly? How can they prevent the men from falling off lorries when they rush to fight scenes? What can the older gang members do to stay alive?

又是新帮的创办周年纪念的时候，又是龙老大召集所有分支的负责人回来开会的时候了！这回龙老大跟其他的兄弟一样好奇为什么放高利贷的新负责人突然跑路。他也很担心最近弟兄们搭罗厘去火拼的时候，常被罗厘抛到路上去。他更加想知道帮会可以怎样帮助老一辈的弟兄们向孩子要钱！各分支的负责人可以给龙老大完美的答复吗？

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Cloudywind Podcast (in mandarin!) #22 - We love our food and aircon

Food has a VIP seat in our heart, so VIP that we greet people with "Makan already?". So VIP that we're never short of TV shows that talk about food - most importantly, not how to cook them, but where to find them. Aircon is another VIP sitting next to food. We're always traveling, eating, working and shopping in aircon. Extensive aircon underpasses are there to ensure you don't see the sun when you shop from one shopping mall to another. In the future, you could even travel on a covered travellator in aircon from mainland to Sentosa, so that you won't break a sweat before you reach the beach for sun tan.

“吃”在我们的心目中是何其的重要！所以我们见面时说的不是“你好吗？”，而是“吃饱了吗？”！所以电视台确保我们有无数的永不间断的美食节目。而且还是教你去哪里找吃的那种，不是教你怎么煮的那种！除了吃，冷气也很重要哦！从公共交通到公司到咖啡店和食阁，冷气无所不在。就算是血拼的时候也可以通过无数的冷气地下道从一间商场跑到下一间。不久之后，就连你去圣淘沙做日光浴之前，也会有冷气加上电动扶梯的走道把你从本岛送到沙滩去，包你不流一滴汗！

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Cloudywind Podcast (Cantonese) #21 - History of the Little Red Dot

Sang Nila Utama decided to go look for somewhere new to hunt, and so he found The Land. Raffles decided to try his luck searching for a good real estate among the Dutch territories, and so he found The Land. The Japanese captured The Land with their bicycles, but did not treasure it. The Land was part of the independent Federation of Malaya, but they decided to give it up. And finally here we are, coming together to celebrate the 44th birthday of The Land!

山尼拉乌塔马在找新的打猎地点的时候找到了这块地。莱佛士在荷兰人的地盘中找看还有没有剩下什么地皮的时候找到了这块地。日本鬼子骑脚踏车打战的时候从英国佬手中夺走了这块地。马来亚联邦跟我们是一家人的时候也曾经算是拥有过这块地。现在就让我们来为这块地庆祝它44岁的生日吧！

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Cloudywind Podcast (in mandarin!) #20 - Is there still money left in the Night Club?

The Night Club is making a loss. A 40 billion huge loss. Is there any more money left? The Citi band has been fired, the newly employed scapegoat has bailed, what is there left for the Night Club? But alas, the lady boss has other plans for the staff bonus...

大马喜夜总会这回亏大了，一共四百亿这么多！少奶奶要怎么向老爷交待？花了一大笔钱从美国请来的花旗大乐队被她开除掉了！花了更大一笔钱请回来摆上台的好年薯片先生也跑了！难道大马喜夜总会这个老字号就这样完蛋了？不！其实夜总会里还是有钱的！还有员工们的花红！

PLAY >> Cloudywind Podcast (in mandarin!) #19 - Hunted by the Red Gang

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Cloudywind Podcast (in mandarin!) #19 - Hunted by the Red Gang

It has started. The attack of the Red Gang. Passengers were caught off guard, and there was no way for them to hide their food and drinks. The Red Gang are firm and they take no excuses. To them, there is only one mission. Catch all who eat and drink on the train. Nothing more, nothing less.


江湖上盛传出现了一个新的帮派，叫做红衣派。他们专在列车上擒拿吃吃喝喝的违例乘客，开罚单的手法干脆利落，豪不留情！就算你企图把鱼圆吞了，就算你的宝贝的奶已经要喝完了，就算你只是喝了一点白开水，红衣派使者也绝不会网开一面！就如红衣派帮主所说的：“我们的目的，是要杜绝乘客在地铁车厢或月台上吃喝的陋习”。看来江湖上将会有一场血腥暴雨的降临啊！


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Cloudywind Podcast #18 - Do these women deserve it?

Can a national swimmer dip herself into politics? What kind of fresh ideas can she contribute in representing the young and sporty ones? Can an anti-gay professor teach human rights law? How right will then be her thoughts of human rights? Can a beauty queen keep her title when her erotic pictures are flooding the internet? Well, if the naked scholar gets to keep her scholarship, why don't we give the beauty queen a break?


一个国家游泳女将凭什么参加政治？她真的可以让楼上的听到年轻的民众的呐喊吗？她可以提出一些什么建议让让小岛的体育发展更上一层楼？一个反对同性恋的女博士凭什么去一间美国大学教人权？在她积极的反对删除一条压迫男同性恋者们的古老法律后，她有权讲人权吗？一个美姐的意淫照片在网上流传后，她凭什么继续出国参赛？但这些在她获得选美比赛冠军前私人拍的意淫照片跟她的选美比赛有关系吗？如果她的出国参赛的资格应该被取消的话，那么那个裸走的女博士生的奖学金应该被取消吗？


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Cloudywind Podcast #17 - Good serial dramas are made of these

What should good serial dramas be made of? How can a serial drama mesmerize the audience, and be good enough to be rewarded at the Black Stars Award? The story has to be an extremely sad family tragedy with betrayal, law suits, love triangles and not forgetting rape! Or better still, start a war!


怎样才可以算是一出好的电视剧？就是要收视率高，又可以提名黑星星大奖！怎样的故事才可以拍出一出好的电视剧？男主角一定要和女主角们一起从年轻演到老，故事里一定要有人被抛弃，有人被出卖，有好多人一起谈三四五六角恋爱，最重要的是一定要有人被强奸！


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Cloudywind Podcast #16 - Wise Words from the Thick-skinned MP

The wise thick-skinned MP might be whacked by the netizens but these people hiding behind the cloak of anonymity will not bring him down. "There will always be people who disagree with my views", said the wise thick-skinned MP. There will always be people who thought that waiting for more than 15 minutes for the bus is worth complaining. There will always be the lesser mortals. But the wise thick-skinned MP will not shut up and give in to them, because that is not the function of an MP.


那位大人是一位永不对恶势力低头，永远坚持自己的立场的英明大人，因为那是他身为大人所应该做的。就算他得当无理的言行极端的网民的沙包，也不愿看他们把任何怨气发在无辜的新移民身上。他不明白为什么岛上的lesser mortals有那么多的怨气，看别人花大笔的钱去巴黎学烹饪也不开心，等15分钟的巴士也不开心，为什么他们不可以好像新移民那样子耐心一点，可爱一点。但不管怎样，他还是觉得他是对的。因为他已经当了21年的大人了。


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Cloudywind Podcast #15 - Spam call that didn't work

The spam calls are back again, with even more excuses to ask for more cash. The spam calls have expanded their market as well, making wild calls at corporate numbers now. Your business partner has killed someone, or your colleague has gotten himself into trouble. The spam callers are threatening to show up at your office now, or even kidnap your wife and have her nude photos taken by force. But will these spam calls work this time?


电话骗案又回来咯！这回，电话骗子集团生意做大，已经打到公司里去了！你的生意伙伴或亲戚杀了人，需要一大笔钱！如果不就范的话，这次电话骗子不只是会对伤害家人，还会上公司捣乱！甚至还会绑架女亲友，强行脱光她们的衣服后，逼她们拍下裸照！手段有多精彩就有多精彩！简直比“双子星”还有看头！


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Cloudywind Podcast #14 - Too Hot for Fairy Tales Princesses

Cloudywind Podcast #14 - Too Hot for Fairy Tales Princesses

How hot is 34 degrees Celsius? Too hot. Too hot even for the princesses in the fairy tales. Too hot for Snow White to eat the apple! Too hot for Cinderella to dress up! Too hot for Sleeping Beauty to sleep!


34度C有多热？是非常的热！热得连童话故事里的美人们都受不了！热得白雪公主不要吃苹果！热得灰姑娘不要换装！热得睡美人睡不着！


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Cloudywind Podcast #13 - Some Hookers and Two Students

With the police clearing the streets, the prostitutes have shifted from Geylang to Chinatown. There they would prey on those uncles having lunch or browsing at book shops, offering service to them as early as 2pm in the afternoon. While these prostitutes tried to make their way into the hearts of Chinatown uncles, two 14 years old students tried to make their way out of a forest in the middle of the night. Their taxi driver could not find the way to these girls' destination, so he let them off onto a road somewhere near the forest, not before taking all their cash to pay for the taxi fare.


最近几个月警方在芽笼大扫黄，那里的流莺因为害怕被捉就结群一起从芽笼街移到牛车水的珍珠坊去。在珍珠坊吃午餐也好，甚至逛书展也好，就算是下午2时，只要是阿伯都会被她们搭讪问要不要开房。当这些流莺大白天的在牛车水大摇大摆接客时，有两个女生却因为三更半夜被丢在马路上而吓个半死！这两名14岁的女生本来想搭德士到林厝港参加学校的露营，不料途中迷路，司机竟说怕黑，不敢走暗路，要她们半路下车！我们这个社会到底怎么了？


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Cloudywind Podcast #12 - The Attack of H1N1

The horrifying H1N1 has attacked the island. Among her other souvenirs, an uni girl has brought back the H1N1 virus, fresh from New York. While everybody are busy blaming her and the uni, the rest have started all preventive measures to protect themselves. Workers in high exposure places like hospitals and clinics have started wearing masks, but how about that one place where the virus could spread so easily? What about the air hostresses on the airplanes? How are they going to protect themselves?


甲型H1N1流感袭击小岛了！一名从美国纽约回来的22岁女大学生就把它也不小心带了回来。很多人很自然的就怪说为什么大学在这种时候把学生送去美国，但也有些怪人怪那名女大学生说“她把病毒带进来，应该被告！”。这有理吗？为了对抗甲型流感，在医院和诊所工作的人都戴上口罩了。但就有一个地方是最容易被流感感染的，在那里工作的人却不可以戴口罩。那就是飞机上的空姐们了。那她们要怎么保护自己咧？


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Cloudywind Podcast #11 - What's wrong with our kids' sexual education?

Some parents who claimed to represent the conservatie majority of Singaporeans have complained about AWARE’s Comprehensive Sexuality Education programme, of the ‘moral-neutralization’ of homosexuality and premarital sex. They want their kids to be shielded from these negative stuff and be taught only what is acceptable by the mainstream's standard instead. Like, tell them homosexuals should be stoned, or that if they have premarital sex they'll go blind.


有一群父母到教育部去投诉说AWARE的性教育有问题。他们怪AWARE不可以教导他们的孩子说不可以歧视同性恋，因为这样子的话，他们的孩子明天就会突然变成同性恋了！他们也怪AWARE不可以教导他们的孩子说如果婚前要有性行为的话要怎么避孕，因为这样子的话，他们的孩子明天就会跟他们的小男朋友或小女朋友去酒店开房了！可是在“同性恋有罪，婚前性行为无理”的性教育下长大的孩子们又会是怎么样的咧？


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Cloudywind Podcast #10 - All's that Little White Ball's Fault

So what if you had led a team to win a silver medal at the Olympics Games, ending the country's 48-year Olympic medal drought? If your boss said your integrity and professionalism is in question, you will not be nominated for the Best Coach award! So what if you have already left the association? That does not stop your boss from telling tales about you!


就算你带团为国家赢了一个奥运银牌又如何？只要你的老板认为你不具备专业精神，没有正直的品性、道德、团结球队的能力，以及是个不受球员尊敬的人，你就不用指望被提名最佳教练奖。就算你已经离开了组织，已另谋高就，组织还是可以继续批评你，你是绝对逃不了的！认命吧！


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Cloudywind Podcast #09 - The Selamat Escape

After Selamat escaped from the detection center, he floated and paddled away from the island. On the other land, he gathered his followers again and worked on his plans to terrorise the island! Among his targets were the table tennis association, ERP gantries, banks and hospitals, but unfortunately for Selamat, all of those missions did not do well! Worse, Selamat found himself in danger of being caught and brought back to the island!

恐怖份子头头沙拉莫逃出拘留所后，好不容易漂啊漂浮啊浮的，终于到达了对面岸。沙拉莫立刻集合了帮中所有的长老和兄弟们，再度策划攻击小岛的恐怖活动！他想去炸一炸刚为国家得到第一枚银牌的乒乓总会，想把ERP闸门都炸掉，想去炸一些大银行，甚至想去炸医院！但阴差阳错的，他这些计划都没办法进行！不止如此，在过海关的时候，海关人员好像认得沙拉莫！沙拉莫会再次被抓回又再次被送回去小岛吗？

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