Friday, April 29, 2011

GE2011 Drama Trailer - Don't need co-driver

If you're good, of course you don't need a co-driver. But if you have been driving like shit for the past 5 years, you really need a slap to wake you up.

GE2011 Drama Trailer - Suddenly MP

When one guy woke up in the morning, he didn't expect to become an instant MP by noon.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

GE2011 Drama Trailer - 35 Seconds Too Late

When one party was 35 seconds too late for their paper work, one whole cluster of people did not get a choice.

SGElections - 35 minutes and less than 12 hours



Thursday, April 21, 2011

Vote for Nyo and Mehly to win a TV!

"Remember our faces when you vote, and you'll get a chance to win a free 54" Smart TV!" -- Nyo

Friday, April 8, 2011

Nyo's and Mehly's votes vs the upgradings

"So it's either I'm staying in the wrong ward, or I voted for the wrong party?" -- Nyo

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Nyo knew he shouldn't have let his maid carry his backpack...

"Now that the first guy is caught with his maid carrying his field pack, the army is definitely going on witch hunt, and I have to keep my maid's mouth shut!" -- Nyo

Monday, April 4, 2011

Pretty Mehly is joining the election too!

"Of course I'm qualified to be the new candidate! At least I'll look pretty on town council newsletters and National Day posters!" -- Mehly

Friday, April 1, 2011

I will vote for you reason #5 - IF you are Mr Brown

Oh yes Mr Brown, I will vote for you on that piece of serial-numbered paper, on your blog and even dial a 1900 number and pay $50 to vote for you...

  • Even though you cannot make the 5-rooms HDB flat in Queenstown cheaper and I will never have enough money to upgrade.

  • Even though you cannot ask the private clinics to charge cheaper and I still have to wait long long in the polyclinic queue just to get the universal applies-to-all panadol.

  • Even though you cannot ask the kopitiam not to use the rising cost of flour/egg/sugar to raise the price of kopi-C for another 20 cents.

  • Even though you cannot bring down the ever-rising electricity bill.

  • Even though you cannot stop the self-proclaimed world-class public transport from increasing the fares yet again.

So Mr Brown my friend, I will confirm, chop and guarantee tick for you even though you can't do anything, because the other MPs didn't do anything also. But at least your blog makes me laugh from the bottom of my heart. Oh, and you won't ask for too high a minister salary right?