Thursday, October 6, 2011

One Million GBP Coca-Cola Windows Live Mobile Draw - This Spammer very patient wor!

You know, I'm really impressed by this Coca-cola-SG-Bank spammer. They damn patient lor! It takes them sooo long to finally try to cheat me money, maybe they should work on their productivity...

Okay, so after sending my signed Fund Release letter to SG Bank, they very professionally send me a reply from SG Bank's Dr. Carl Ladley (Head of Operations) to tell me to contact this Prize Administrator Mr Paul Clinton again to follow up. Wah, so honored right, Head of Operations contacted me leh!

And then I didn't contact Mr Paul Clinton because I was too busy with my real life, but it was not long before he contacted me. Apparently my fund has been released and my very chio Certificate of Award has been prepared. Some more promised to send me the hard copy wor! Aiyah, wasted they'll never be able to reach me because that is not my name and that address comes from this other spammer that keep sms'ing me...



But then now, the bank needs a copy of Fund Transfer Order from the Crown Court before they can send me my money, and so I need to engage the help of this certified legal practitioner with a weird name called Mr O N Devon...



And almost immediately, I received an email from this guy! In the morning of Singapore time, meaning in the middle of the night in London! Wah! He working OT leh! Sure enough, the very waited-very-long-liao-how-much-do-you-want-to-cheat-me email is asking me to pay him 975 British Pounds!

Notice this Note on the email: "Western Union or Money Gram agents may ask you reasons for the transfer. Kindly indicate Family use because they will ask you for additional documents if you tell them that you are paying for the court documents which take weeks to obtain". Very smart lor.



Ooi, don't play play ok, just in case I don't believe that he is a real lawyer, he sent his ID to prove it wor!



So just pay 975 pounds can get 1 million pounds very good lobang right?

Yah RIGHT...

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

有冇搞错?点做生意架?

喜酒正要开始,新郎新娘的老爸老妈已经在门外招待客人。
新郎新娘已经在脑中彩排等一下进场是要怎样走,怎样挥手,怎样笑。
突然之间,酒楼老板跑出来跟新郎新娘说:“哎呀,不好意思!我知道你订了72桌,我也应该准备至少75桌的菜,但今天撞鬼了,我们只准备了52桌的菜!今天的喜酒取消,叫你的客人改天再来可以吗?”

你一定会想:“有冇搞错?点做生意架?”


今天你又去常去的那摊卖虾面的,听老板说他们今天会开始卖新的汤面。
你好兴奋又好紧张的等了又等,老板终于把一碗面捧到你的眼前。
那是一碗加了豆芽的排骨虾面。吃了一条虾,有不一样咩?连大小还是一样咧!喝了一口汤,而且汤也没换嘛!
你问老板,这碗最新的虾面跟其他的那几款有不一样咩?
老板心平气和的解释说:“当然不一样!第3款是原味虾面,第3S款是加了排骨的虾面,第4款是加了排骨和菜的虾面,然后最新的这款4S你没发现加了豆芽吗?”
可是别摊卖虾面的早就已经加豆芽了吧?
结果老板理直气壮的说:“反正这就是我们最新的虾面了,你不买大把人买!”

你一定会想:“有冇搞错?点做生意架?”